Had the absolute perfect opportunity to come out to a friend last night but even drunk me wouldn’t let me say it in that state of mind. I guess that wasn’t going to make it much easier. Probably the only time I’ll say this but… I wish I had been sober.
But for the record, I had a great conversation with her mom when she came home - also drunk. You know you’re in with your friends parents when you have full on conversations about drunken Chinese food cravings.